It seems America’s economy has taken an unexpected turn, aligning itself with the reelection prospects of Crooked Joe Biden. Despite our persistent assertions of economic downturn, the nation’s financial landscape remains stubbornly prosperous, presenting a direct challenge to PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump in the upcoming 2024 presidential race.
Recent headlines on the purportedly liberalized economy fueling Biden’s bid for a second term are perplexing:
- “Consumer confidence hits highest level since December 2021.”
- “Falling inflation, rising growth give U.S. the world’s best recovery.”
- “As doomsday predictions dissipate, Biden aides savor booming economy.”
Adding to the seemingly pro-Biden narrative, the S&P 500, now accused of harboring a liberal bias, reached a record high on Jan. 19. Wage growth outpacing inflation and jobless claims hitting their lowest point since 2022 only deepen the paradox.
Such favorable economic indicators pose a conundrum for the GOP, forcing a shift in narrative to focus on border issues in light of the positive economic climate.
A thriving Biden economy is not only detrimental to America but also presents a formidable challenge for Trump supporters. It appears Democrats are manipulating economic success to paint Biden as a competent president and sway voters.
For those skeptical of this narrative, a glance at stock portfolios or 401(k) balances supposedly reveals the extent of this manipulation, an attempt to buy votes by padding pockets. However, staunch Trump supporters are urged not to be deceived by these tactics.
In response to the disconcerting surge of positive economic news, a call is issued for all MAGA faithful to distance themselves from the ALLEGEDLY CORRUPTLY BOOMING BIDEN ECONOMY.
To demonstrate commitment, it is recommended to cash out 401(k)s and redirect funds either to President Trump’s reelection campaign or his legal defense fund, with the assurance of reimbursement with interest post-election. Alternatively, investment in sensible ventures like digital Trump Trading Cards is suggested.
Further steps involve quitting one’s job to impact unemployment figures, a symbolic act of support for President Trump’s campaign. For those unwilling to resign, rejecting pay raises is advocated, aligning with the belief that accepting more money during a DEMONcrat administration is a mark of compliance.
In summary, the imperative is to reject confidence in the future, painting America as a dire place on the brink of collapse, echoing Trump’s narrative. Embracing this worldview and viewing Trump as the sole savior capable of rectifying all ills defines one as a true MAGA loyalist.
In conclusion, fellow patriots are urged to disconnect from Biden’s allegedly thriving economy, selling stocks, redirecting retirement funds to Trump’s cause, and embracing a gloom-laden perspective. As the saying goes in this context: Go broke or you’re woke.